Tom Simpson and the Raiders of the Lost Blog

Before:

One coat of primer:

We’re still working on it, but it already looks a lot better even with just a single coat of primer.

Playing with a baseball.

The surgery center that Chris works at had a big party at the owner’s mult-million dollar estate.  Lots of pics of course!

For me, surprisingly few photos!  We went to visit the Santoros, and Chris and I went out to the Seven Stars Inn.  Yummy prime rib!  See the photos…

Take a minute to read these awesome reviews at Amazon for this wolf shirt… hilarious!

Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008

By	B. Govern “Bee-Dot-Govern” (New Jersey, USA) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.